Team USA qualifies for the Olympics

What makes this feat even more impressive is that they were forced to play with Molly "Round Head" Roffenstucker.

Guarantee

I've been busy. I'm done with my Top 30, I'm writing a rebuttal to an article by Mick Haley, and I've been adjusting my medications daily (I think Luke may have gone away!).

But I'd like to point out that it was yours truly who guaranteed the USA Volleyball Women would medal in these Olympics.

They wouldn't let me down now, would they?