10 things VB commentators should never say

"This fifth game will come down to who wants it less."

"There's something special about wearing [name of school]'s spandex."

"He's forgotten more about volleyball than he actually ever learned."

"That libero couldn't dig her own grave if you put a gun to her head."

"She has a cannon for an arm and, let me tell you, it makes meal times damned awkward."

"She doesn't play like a sophomore. She plays like a 3rd grader."

"These teams do not like each other. Something about some guy named Chad."

"She has some serious hops, but I hear she had some serious trots last week."

"Don't let their record fool you. They easily could have lost all 25 matches."

"Say, Susie. Why does that player have the wrong colored jersey on?"