Just thinking...

If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear the tortured screams of the bear it fell on, does the bear give a flying fuchsia-colored Frisbee?

This a rhetorical question. That is, I don't really care about the bear. He should have been paying attention, especially if he didn't have a buddy out there with him. A Hike Without a Plan is like a Cabin Without a Can. In short, you either have an outhouse or you're pooping in the woods.

Which brings us around to the upcoming volleyball season. The tree has fallen and the maimed bear is howling. Does anyone hear?