Response to "Luke"

On the advice of counsel, I would like to respond to the latest blog posted by “Luke”, whoever that may be.

1) It is true I don’t believe in Dog Love. Dogs are fickle creatures, loyal to whomever fed them last. If that’s love, ba-hooey!

2) OK. It is short for “Cool Hand Luke” and my sisters did call him “Honey". But I’m pretty sure it was “Honey Lucas”, not “Honey Luscious”.

3) I categorically deny burying the next door neighbor in Newel Park.

As for your idea about ranking teams, I like it. I second your motion to have Gorf work on it.

Now, leave me alone!