Paolini gets all metaphorical

Another Q&A from USAV:

What is your pet peeve?

Windshield wipers on a dry windshield


First of all, what a great title for a country song. Secondly, is Lauren speaking figuratively or literally? Because I'll give her 100 extra points if she's waxing poetic on us.

Windshield wipers on a dry windshield
Sets of nectar to Rodney Dangerfield

Someone needs to take it from here...